good ole' randomness

                Alright then, as you may have noticed, I have begun to post comics about every other day. That is because I have too many and feel I need to pump them out faster… hmm, all this talk about pumping has got me thinking about… old time water faucets… huh well I just wanted to let you guys know that I was going to be making comics more often now and that I will try to be reliable about it… but I wouldn’t hold your breath on that part. Also, the comics will no longer show up on my home page; they will all be in the “Comics” and “White Bread Comics” tabs… for your information…

                I have noticed that recently I have been making a lot of comics that are, well… discriminatory to say the least… and I just wanted to let everyone in on a little secret…(whispering) I don’t care if you find it offensive or not, it is funny… I just wanted to say that before I started to get all up in arms about some of the ones I will post in the future. You won’t be able to say that I didn’t warn you about it either.

                Well, thanks to my sleeping in, I forgot that it was Memorial Day and did not make any plans… I am fine with that but I feel a little weird about it too… just seems like I should do something. I guess I could have gone to my hometown for their annual “Buffalo Days” celebration. I mean, that is always a freaking blast… I’m not even really sure why they call it Buffalo Days… it isn’t like we have any buffalo around. Maybe we use too and killed them all so that we could have room for the car show. Yeah that sounds right. The whole event is basically just a reason to get out of the house. It isn’t all bad, there is a car show and a little bit of a parade, but mostly it is just a bunch of people eating food and riding carnival rides… it is fun for the children. I use to go there so that I could meet some of my friends and socialize but I don’t really feel like driving 30 miles so that I could chill with one or two of my friends for an hour or two. I also don’t have any gas… I checked…

I am proud of anyone who still reads these things, seriously, bravo sir and or Madame. Oh and if you guys would like to check out the comics up there that would be really cool because no one seems to look all that much… but whatever.  Well, I guess I should kind of wrap this post up, don’t want it to get too long… or do I?

VERBAL VIAGRA

"status updated"

Hmm… alright then… I have been on Facebook quite a bit lately and I have noticed that people with “like” anything on there so long as it is a brand name product or if it is a band. Hmm scheming… scheming… ah ha!!! I know what to do… get a band, name it Irish Spring, and play music that sounds like Maroon 5 and you will get billions of fans, not to mention… a few likes on Facebook ;) that is the goal of today’s youth isn’t it?

I know… that was stupid but (shoulder shrug) I don’t care. Although maybe that stuff up there is why I have been doing all of this public stuff… like blogs and comics and trying to play my music for people… because I want to be “liked”… no that’s not it… I just like to do it. (Sorry, no sob-story here today, go cut your wrists on some other site you emos) well, there went half of my ten views… huh, wonder what I should do now. (Maybe you should just keep talking like nothing happened)… great idea, I will do that. So, I have been looking like a grudge kid this summer because I keep busting my ass and tearing up my jeans. I have three pairs now that have tears on the knee and I don’t mind it but with a dirty shirt it makes me look like a pudgy Nirvana fan… I do like Nirvana though… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t want people to think that I bought my jeans like this, it actually happened on accident and I am not trying to be cool.

So I have been listening to a larger variety of music lately and I am beginning to like more music that I didn’t think that I would. Like the band Corrosion of Conformity is pretty sweet and I didn’t think I would like stuff like Nirvana as much as I do. I also am digging on Nonpoint because of their Phil Collins cover of In the Air Tonight. So I guess that is my music update and stuff… hmm. Has anyone else noticed that summer isn’t as big of a deal as it once was? Like it has lost its luster or something? It is still cool to be on summer break here but it just does not have that classic summer feel that it had in the past. Maybe I need to go pee in the community pool to get that childhood feeling back. I think that I am going to try and get all of my friends to hang out this weekend, if at all possible, just so we can have another one of our little nerdy parties before we all get jobs and forget about each other. (tear)…  huh, well I guess I am done on here so I will see all of you later and stuff… I am going to listen to “In the Air Tonight” again because it kicks ass.

PROCUSSIONS!!!

long time, no see

Hello Everyone, I thought I would make a post today (oh my god)… I know I haven’t been posting every often and I am sorry about that but I just have not had the desire to lately. But I do have a little to catch you guys up on. I graduated high school, which was cool, and I went on our “project graduation” which is an event we go to keep us from going out and partying all night. We hung out there and it was more fun than I thought it was going to be. We played Ping-Pong and pool; we swam, got in the hot tub, and mostly just chilled out. It was a good time and it ended at about 4:00AM, which was cool but then I had to drive home afterwards, which was kind of interesting. I did have a fun time though; I have also been thoroughly enjoying my summer break so far. I have not gotten up before eleven so far and I love it. Although, I would like a job so that I don’t get bored and so that I can have some money. Maybe I can get a job playing computer games or something… that would be convenient to say the least.

I am excited about college coming up… but I don’t know how that is going to work out for me being a procrastinator that has trouble asking for help… so that will be interesting when I finally get into my calculus class… but whatever. I shouldn’t need a whole lot of help this year in math because I got into their stupid math, which is basically a “fundamentals of Algebra” class because I am a tard… oh well.

You know I have been on the internet a lot and I wish that I could upload some of my music… I am going to have to find a way to this because I have a lot of stuff that I want to put on there but I need to figure out how to do that… I will talk to some of my friends, they are good with computers and might be able to help me out… it is just driving me crazy that I can’t put it up on the internet because that would be so cool to have it there. I just want to get my name out there and whether it would go well or not doesn’t really bother me, I just want to be heard a little bit. Oh well, then again maybe I am getting ahead of myself here, I mean I haven’t written lyrics for it yet so maybe I shouldn’t try to hurry this… (To hell with that idea)… yeah I am just going to run in head first on this deal. (There is no other way to do it…) once I get a job I will buy whatever is needed and I will get this shit on the road.

PEACE OUT!!! (cool people still say that right?... shit…)

i went ahead and put this comic on the blog too because i just wanted to let everybody know that i was still doing them and i will start posting them more frequently now because i have a lot of them done. i will post them to the white bread comics first and then i will post them here. so... yeah...

pfst*

                Hey, what’s up everyone?  I am not in a very good mood today… I just found out that I will probably not get to walk at my graduation because I can’t find some stupid books that I swear I turned in earlier in the year. If you are a frequent reader, or just one of my friends, you know that I had dropped a speech class earlier this semester… and at that point I thought that I turned in the book because I did not have any more use for it. But now I am being told that I have not turned it in and need to find it or come up with probably about 150 dollars for it. I can also not find an English book that has fallen off the face of the earth as far as I know. Last time I checked it was in my shitty little locker in my shitty little school but apparently not. I hope I can get this stupid shit figured out in time but I bet I can’t… I have been diggin’ on the pessimistic views lately because I hate to be wrong and that way of thinking always seems to come through. Then again, maybe all of this will work out and someone will show a little mercy on me in this situation. I will probably talk to the principal about it and see if I can’t work something out. I mean I am going to pay for the books at some point anyway, why not just let me walk at my graduation? Although, it is not like my whole family has been planning around this day for months and everyone is going to come and if I am not in it I will be shamed into a dark hole of guilt… ah, to hell with it… I will figure it out I suppose.

                I learned a new song last night, the storm eagle stage music from Mega Man X. I enjoy it thoroughly. I have also animated many of my comics and will start to post more of them in the near future… I am trying to get this whole comics thing going because I don’t like the pace it is at now. I do understand though because we don’t want to get too much expected of us by putting them up every day, but I don’t want people to become uninterested because there are so few on there. I don’t think that our comics will be looking any better in the near future because we are still using MS paint and it is not the prettiest thing in the world but the content of the comics are still good so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal. I am tired of writing… I will talk to you guys again… 

(humming suggestively)

Hey there everyone, I have been making some more comics lately and I have been enjoying it greatly. I thought you all should know that… not sure why but whatever. Last night I was making a few of them and “Paint” decided that it should just shut down for no reason… I was an appreciative of that because I had gotten the comic perfect, all I had to do was put in the text and I was done… but nooo… paint had to be a little bitch about it and shoot itself in the face. Oh well, I redid the comic and I completed another one afterwards, but I hate it when something like that happens. It bothers me so much because I feel like I am wasting enough time actually making the comics because frankly… they are comics but then it has to go and make it an even longer process than it already is. But other than wanting to take my computer apart with a chainsaw… I have not been up to a whole lot recently. I went on my senior trip to Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri. And in case you did not know that is basically “old people Vegas” there are a lot of antique stores, church services, country dances, and trade stores. It is also an amusement park and it was much more fun than I expected it to be. I had a great time and I was thinking that it would have been slightly amusing at best. I say that I hate my class but there are a few more people there that I can stand than I thought. But then again I did spend the whole day with my small circle of friends so maybe not… I probably would have had just as much fun if it was just me and my five amigos. I don’t know what really to say about the trip other than I like to make other go-kart drivers wreck while I am racing them… it is good stuff. I don’t have anything else to say about that so I will stop boring you with this stuff and let you get back to your internet games, movies, porn, porn games, porn movies, and Youtube…porn… bye everybody!

Huh...

first comic...

if you read this then you are one of the few because normally, much like porno magazines, the words at the bottom are not the reason we paid for it...  so yeah i am doing comics now... i will add a link on the side over there ==> when i get to it so that you can see everybody's comics in one big compilation. we will post a comic on every other day, this week is Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, then it will be Sunday, Tuesday and so on and so forth... hope you like it, and if you do... check out Munton and Britton's comics. i posted this comic just so that you would all be aware of the fact that they are being made now, the rest of mine will now be sent to the "comics" tab located at the top of the page. thank you for reading... 

no title on this one... wait a minute

            Hello everyone, sorry I didn’t post over the weekend but then again did you really expect me to? Well, I want to start this one off by saying that we are (we being Britton, Munton, and I) making comics now. I am sure that some of you have seen Britton’s comics and I if you are a fan of those, you might also be a fan of ours. I will post a link to it when I get my first comic transferred onto the computer. I think I will have that up there on Friday but I will try to put the link up tomorrow so that you guys can see the comics that have been put up by the other two.

            I have not been up to much lately, I have found what I need to put my music on the computer with good quality as far as a video is concerned and it is fairly expensive… so I think I am just going to get an audio recorder for it. Mainly because I will be able to get an okay quality sound out of something like that and it shouldn’t cost that much. Okay so, I did not get to play at the bar this last weekend for reasons that I am not going to go into. But I did have fun at in Springfield and later at my friend Nick’s house… we played disoriented twister… that means there were no Asians involved. Anyway, we went to Springfield and watched The Avengers with a big group of people. It was pretty awesome, I liked the movie because it really captured the complexity of the Hulk… he is a powerhouse that no one fucks with. And even though Captain America wasn’t always useful, he did have his moment in the sun where he kicked some arse with Black Widow and Hawk Eye. I don’t want to ruin anything for you guys but I liked Hulk the most during the fight scenes just because he was an undisputed badass on the battlefield. I don’t want to say what my favorite Avenger is because frankly it is impossible to choose…  I like Iron Man for his attitude and his recklessness. Then there is the Hulk who is completely unstoppable, Thor is a fucking god, and Captain America is just a classic and is hard to dismiss. I don’t really care about the other two, but then again, who really does? I guess if someone put a gun to my head I would have to say Iron Man just because of the fact that he is a sarcastic Batman who isn’t afraid to kill people… yeah… I like that. well I guess that is all for today, I will work on getting my comics up for all of you because I know you want something entertaining to see on here so I will get right on that… see ya later

(SLIGHT GRIMACE)

Sandy morning after...

Hey there folks, I am excited about everyone that is viewing my stuffs on here… I like the word stuffs, because it makes me think of socks… think about it. Anyone here like the beach? Yeah me too, so long as it is only me and a small amount of people there. I am not what someone would call sexy so I am a little hesitant to take off my shirt in public. But I went to the beach with two of my friends yesterday and it was good stuff, even though our beach is on a lake that smells like scum and mud. It was fun mainly because we were the only ones there. That might be because the water was about 60 degrees Fahrenheit, aka freezing balls. Oh, that is about 15 degrees Celsius to the rest of the world because America is weird like that, back to what I was saying… while we were there we froze our extremities off in the water, especially Ethan who is about 120 pounds, and we also buried ourselves in the sand and had to try to explode out of it. I am pretty sure I almost broke my ankle in the process, but I got it done… because I am a winner. We dug a big hole in the wet sand and then sat in the hole sitting cross legged and then we were buried up to the neck in more wet sand. The sand got in... rather unsavory places. It proved to be quite difficult to power out of that tight spot. That whole idea started with Matthew suggesting that we mold our ideal women in the sand, and he just dug a huge hole… I thought it was funny.  We stayed at the beach until about 8:00 PM and then we decided that we should leave because it was getting dark. So while we were sitting outside the car drying off we noticed that a car was parked at the other end of the parking lot and had been sitting there a while and the guy was just looking around. We thought it was weird so Matt wanted to make the guy think that we were going to fight; so we go in fighting stances and Matt threw a punch and I twisted my body and instantly fell on the asphalt. (It was on accident but it looked pretty good) Afterwards we turned on some loud rave music, hung out the car, and “fist pumped” the guy and then drove off. I would call that a successful outing.

Other than all of that, I am looking forward to my upcoming show this weekend. It should be a lot of fun but I am nervous about it… I just know I am going to mess up and yell fuck into the microphone… that is a granted but I hope people can get past it and enjoy the music. My old music instructor asked my brother where is was and while I would appreciate the support I don’t want him to hear what we will be playing. It is all easy stuff and there is some of it that I don’t even like because of its laziness. I just hope that everyone that is listening to the show is understanding that we still kind of suck and don’t want to hear their criticism… we know okay… well that is all for now talk to you later…

(EXIT STAGE LEFT)

some news this time

Well, I said I would look up some news for you guys… even though you could easily do it… but there was something that caught my eye on CNN yesterday. “Suleman: I’ll do porn to care for kids”. Now how could I ignore that one? So after I clicked on it I realized this was the bitch that used in-vitro fertilization to have octuplets. And she was saying that if the “opportunity came up” that she would pose naked for money or in other words… be a whore… she justified this idea by saying that it would help buy her children a bigger house and it would improve their home life as a whole. Yeah I am sure that will benefit the children to get shown by their friends that their mom got pounded on the internet… yeah… good parenting lady. But then again it didn’t really surprise me that she would do something like that, I mean; she purposely had eight babies at once… she is what we call a dumbass. Then again maybe the porn world will be her thing… I mean her downstairs has to be huge on account that she popped out eight screaming babies in one sitting… she must have felt like a spread eagle model baby cannon. So she should have no problem taking it from even the best equipped professionals in the business. Well, that was your current news for the day… now back to the boring stuff…

So really I haven’t been doing anything lately… I learned another song last night, it is Jump in the Fire by Metallica... it is a fun one because Dave Mustaine wrote most of it. I am still working on getting a way to upload my videos that doesn’t suck ass on quality. I might just try to use a webcam and just see how bad it is. Obviously if I get that figured out I will let you guys know. So… how has everyone been? Good … that’s what I thought… I cant believe people are still reading this stuff. Hmm… bye guys…

Doodeedoo…