to all of those who are still reading...

Hey there everyone, I know that I have been lying lately, you know… about making comics at a consistent pace, but I just wanted to calm your mind by telling you that I don’t feel bad about it. (Now doesn’t that make you feel better?) Maybe some of my leisure induced happiness will rub off on you… probably not because I won’t be rubbing you sir or Madame. (The “sir” by choice and the “Madame” because of social status.) I put those in quotes so that I don’t suit myself, because if I know me, I would just love to fuck me over for a little bit of cash… I wonder what that says about me, if I would sell myself for money? (Well I don’t care about that either) … hold on, I have got to poop… (About 8 minutes later) Goodness I feel better, that one was awful sudden. It was also about seventy percent liquid, but I guess that is what I get for eating fast-food tacos for supper from a store that I am going to mention for legal reasons… it was Taco Bell… I ate Taco Bell and got the shits, in case you don’t know this is completely unheard of and the owner of Taco Bell will probably be outraged that I am spreading such slander on the internet…

My mind: when it is written it is called liable…

Me: (sigh) fuck you dude, I thought that I drank you into submission.

My mind: no, you just slowed me down a bit… you should probably buy a helmet we can’t afford any more loss up here.

Me: I will look into it when I start to give a shit.

Well now that my little schizo-fit is over, I should probably get back to saying trademarked names like Burger King and Solo Cups… hehe, jokes on them because no one reads this blog so their claim in court will be dismissed because it isn’t liable if it doesn’t actually spread. (Happy face with a noticeable amount of sadness just below that surface)  

                So I have been watching a lot of television lately and I have been seeing these “above the influence” commercials a lot. It isn’t that I don’t agree with them to some extent, but they make it look like if you drink at all that it will ruin your life. They don’t just come out and say it but they are implying that people that drink or smoke are bad people. I am just tired of the people trying to brain wash kids today. Not that long ago I was a part of the group that would be off put by someone who drank or smoke but now I am finding that it doesn’t really matter because there is a difference between someone who drinks and a drunk… to be fair the commercials do much more good than they do harm but I am just tired and writing on the internet so I write about stupid stuff. (Sigh followed by a clearing of the trachea) I guess that I am pretty much done here. I would like to wrap it up by saying that I am sorry about my comics and such but I will probably go crazy on paint one of these days and make a whole bunch… well that’s it so I will see you all later and whatever.

The red man

                Hey there everyone (which is basically my hand full of subscribers and the two people that get lost on blogger and end up here) how are you today? That’s great to hear (I didn’t hear anything, I am talking to the computer screen…) I know that I haven’t posted anything in quite a while but that is mainly due to the fact that I haven’t had a whole lot to say recently… about anything. I have just hit that time in the summer where I fall off of the face of the planet and for absolutely no reason. Also I have had a sun burn that has pretty much crippled me for the past 24 hours. Oh and shocking news to me, I did not know that sunburns also came with the feeling of fiber glass being lodged in your skin… that was a new feeling for me, it was like someone with malicious intent towards me had a voodoo doll and was having a fucking hey-day. But that is behind me now (mainly because it is on my BACK!!!) and I am beginning to get over it. Now it is just annoying, like someone is slightly poking me with a sharp pencil on different parts of my back. Oh, I guess I should tell you how I got this sunburn while I am at it. I went on a float trip with the fraternity that I am rushing and I was told it was going to be a four hour float, but it ended up taking about six hours. Also I am extremely pale and my sun screen got jacked by a man who was even whiter than me… which is impressive, but then again he is a ginger and I am just a really white, pudgy brunette.

                Has anyone been watching the news recently? I am sure you all know about bath salts being used as a drug now and if you didn’t know that… you do now (don’t do drugs m’kay… cause drugs are bad…) And these  bath salts are supposedly more strong than cocaine which I found to be very impressive because I always thought of cocaine as a very hard drug but I guess that Bed Bath and Beyond really have the good stuff. But anyway, there was apparently a man, by the name of Rudy Eugene that ate the face off of another man. The victim is now in critical condition with about eighty percent of his face being mauled but should live. The attacker on the other hand is dead as a door knob due to the cops shooting the hell out of him. They tried to get him to stop eating the homeless man’s face but he only responded with a growl and an attempt to attack them, so they unleashed hell. All of this went down in Miami, Florida by the way… just thought that was an interesting little thing. Oh and by the way... they were both naked, which isn't that weird considering that the victim was homeless and the attacker was high out of his mind...

                I am also sorry that I have not been posting up my comics as regular as I said I would but I guess it doesn’t really matter since my fan base is just like two people anyway… whatever, I guess I am just a little butt hurt about my blog pretty much going under. It doesn’t mean a whole lot to me but it was just something for me to do. Although, I am hoping that I can maybe get something else going on around here so that I can kind of forget blogging a little bit. You know, move on to bigger and better things. I want to do a Youtube channel with some of my friends, but I don’t know if they will go for it or not. I would also like to make White Bread Comics its own website. I don’t know if that will happen though either, but if not everyone is on board with it, I will probably do it anyway because fuck it… I just want the content to be a little bit more findable, not to say that Blogger isn’t cool and all, but it doesn’t really bring on a fan base. It is just a small way of getting your stuff out there. I want our comics to be seen by a lot of people that way I can see if they are any good or if I am just an idiot who draws fat stick men. I guess I am just saying that things like blogging, comics, Youtube, and music are all very important to me. I enjoy my side projects more than I do the things I am supposed to be focusing on like school and work. I enjoy entertaining people and being creative and I can’t really entertain people from a website that people don’t know about. So I will try to network a little bit and try to get people to come onto the blog and check everything out… (Probably through Facebook) and if I can’t get many people to get on here then I will probably relocate my comics. I will still post all the same things here but this will just not be my main focus anymore. That is about all that I have to say about that stuff for today… so until next time (winky face)

BLINKING WITH ONE EYE 

good ole' randomness

                Alright then, as you may have noticed, I have begun to post comics about every other day. That is because I have too many and feel I need to pump them out faster… hmm, all this talk about pumping has got me thinking about… old time water faucets… huh well I just wanted to let you guys know that I was going to be making comics more often now and that I will try to be reliable about it… but I wouldn’t hold your breath on that part. Also, the comics will no longer show up on my home page; they will all be in the “Comics” and “White Bread Comics” tabs… for your information…

                I have noticed that recently I have been making a lot of comics that are, well… discriminatory to say the least… and I just wanted to let everyone in on a little secret…(whispering) I don’t care if you find it offensive or not, it is funny… I just wanted to say that before I started to get all up in arms about some of the ones I will post in the future. You won’t be able to say that I didn’t warn you about it either.

                Well, thanks to my sleeping in, I forgot that it was Memorial Day and did not make any plans… I am fine with that but I feel a little weird about it too… just seems like I should do something. I guess I could have gone to my hometown for their annual “Buffalo Days” celebration. I mean, that is always a freaking blast… I’m not even really sure why they call it Buffalo Days… it isn’t like we have any buffalo around. Maybe we use too and killed them all so that we could have room for the car show. Yeah that sounds right. The whole event is basically just a reason to get out of the house. It isn’t all bad, there is a car show and a little bit of a parade, but mostly it is just a bunch of people eating food and riding carnival rides… it is fun for the children. I use to go there so that I could meet some of my friends and socialize but I don’t really feel like driving 30 miles so that I could chill with one or two of my friends for an hour or two. I also don’t have any gas… I checked…

I am proud of anyone who still reads these things, seriously, bravo sir and or Madame. Oh and if you guys would like to check out the comics up there that would be really cool because no one seems to look all that much… but whatever.  Well, I guess I should kind of wrap this post up, don’t want it to get too long… or do I?

VERBAL VIAGRA

"status updated"

Hmm… alright then… I have been on Facebook quite a bit lately and I have noticed that people with “like” anything on there so long as it is a brand name product or if it is a band. Hmm scheming… scheming… ah ha!!! I know what to do… get a band, name it Irish Spring, and play music that sounds like Maroon 5 and you will get billions of fans, not to mention… a few likes on Facebook ;) that is the goal of today’s youth isn’t it?

I know… that was stupid but (shoulder shrug) I don’t care. Although maybe that stuff up there is why I have been doing all of this public stuff… like blogs and comics and trying to play my music for people… because I want to be “liked”… no that’s not it… I just like to do it. (Sorry, no sob-story here today, go cut your wrists on some other site you emos) well, there went half of my ten views… huh, wonder what I should do now. (Maybe you should just keep talking like nothing happened)… great idea, I will do that. So, I have been looking like a grudge kid this summer because I keep busting my ass and tearing up my jeans. I have three pairs now that have tears on the knee and I don’t mind it but with a dirty shirt it makes me look like a pudgy Nirvana fan… I do like Nirvana though… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t want people to think that I bought my jeans like this, it actually happened on accident and I am not trying to be cool.

So I have been listening to a larger variety of music lately and I am beginning to like more music that I didn’t think that I would. Like the band Corrosion of Conformity is pretty sweet and I didn’t think I would like stuff like Nirvana as much as I do. I also am digging on Nonpoint because of their Phil Collins cover of In the Air Tonight. So I guess that is my music update and stuff… hmm. Has anyone else noticed that summer isn’t as big of a deal as it once was? Like it has lost its luster or something? It is still cool to be on summer break here but it just does not have that classic summer feel that it had in the past. Maybe I need to go pee in the community pool to get that childhood feeling back. I think that I am going to try and get all of my friends to hang out this weekend, if at all possible, just so we can have another one of our little nerdy parties before we all get jobs and forget about each other. (tear)…  huh, well I guess I am done on here so I will see all of you later and stuff… I am going to listen to “In the Air Tonight” again because it kicks ass.

PROCUSSIONS!!!

long time, no see

Hello Everyone, I thought I would make a post today (oh my god)… I know I haven’t been posting every often and I am sorry about that but I just have not had the desire to lately. But I do have a little to catch you guys up on. I graduated high school, which was cool, and I went on our “project graduation” which is an event we go to keep us from going out and partying all night. We hung out there and it was more fun than I thought it was going to be. We played Ping-Pong and pool; we swam, got in the hot tub, and mostly just chilled out. It was a good time and it ended at about 4:00AM, which was cool but then I had to drive home afterwards, which was kind of interesting. I did have a fun time though; I have also been thoroughly enjoying my summer break so far. I have not gotten up before eleven so far and I love it. Although, I would like a job so that I don’t get bored and so that I can have some money. Maybe I can get a job playing computer games or something… that would be convenient to say the least.

I am excited about college coming up… but I don’t know how that is going to work out for me being a procrastinator that has trouble asking for help… so that will be interesting when I finally get into my calculus class… but whatever. I shouldn’t need a whole lot of help this year in math because I got into their stupid math, which is basically a “fundamentals of Algebra” class because I am a tard… oh well.

You know I have been on the internet a lot and I wish that I could upload some of my music… I am going to have to find a way to this because I have a lot of stuff that I want to put on there but I need to figure out how to do that… I will talk to some of my friends, they are good with computers and might be able to help me out… it is just driving me crazy that I can’t put it up on the internet because that would be so cool to have it there. I just want to get my name out there and whether it would go well or not doesn’t really bother me, I just want to be heard a little bit. Oh well, then again maybe I am getting ahead of myself here, I mean I haven’t written lyrics for it yet so maybe I shouldn’t try to hurry this… (To hell with that idea)… yeah I am just going to run in head first on this deal. (There is no other way to do it…) once I get a job I will buy whatever is needed and I will get this shit on the road.

PEACE OUT!!! (cool people still say that right?... shit…)

i went ahead and put this comic on the blog too because i just wanted to let everybody know that i was still doing them and i will start posting them more frequently now because i have a lot of them done. i will post them to the white bread comics first and then i will post them here. so... yeah...

pfst*

                Hey, what’s up everyone?  I am not in a very good mood today… I just found out that I will probably not get to walk at my graduation because I can’t find some stupid books that I swear I turned in earlier in the year. If you are a frequent reader, or just one of my friends, you know that I had dropped a speech class earlier this semester… and at that point I thought that I turned in the book because I did not have any more use for it. But now I am being told that I have not turned it in and need to find it or come up with probably about 150 dollars for it. I can also not find an English book that has fallen off the face of the earth as far as I know. Last time I checked it was in my shitty little locker in my shitty little school but apparently not. I hope I can get this stupid shit figured out in time but I bet I can’t… I have been diggin’ on the pessimistic views lately because I hate to be wrong and that way of thinking always seems to come through. Then again, maybe all of this will work out and someone will show a little mercy on me in this situation. I will probably talk to the principal about it and see if I can’t work something out. I mean I am going to pay for the books at some point anyway, why not just let me walk at my graduation? Although, it is not like my whole family has been planning around this day for months and everyone is going to come and if I am not in it I will be shamed into a dark hole of guilt… ah, to hell with it… I will figure it out I suppose.

                I learned a new song last night, the storm eagle stage music from Mega Man X. I enjoy it thoroughly. I have also animated many of my comics and will start to post more of them in the near future… I am trying to get this whole comics thing going because I don’t like the pace it is at now. I do understand though because we don’t want to get too much expected of us by putting them up every day, but I don’t want people to become uninterested because there are so few on there. I don’t think that our comics will be looking any better in the near future because we are still using MS paint and it is not the prettiest thing in the world but the content of the comics are still good so it shouldn’t be that big of a deal. I am tired of writing… I will talk to you guys again… 

(humming suggestively)

Hey there everyone, I have been making some more comics lately and I have been enjoying it greatly. I thought you all should know that… not sure why but whatever. Last night I was making a few of them and “Paint” decided that it should just shut down for no reason… I was an appreciative of that because I had gotten the comic perfect, all I had to do was put in the text and I was done… but nooo… paint had to be a little bitch about it and shoot itself in the face. Oh well, I redid the comic and I completed another one afterwards, but I hate it when something like that happens. It bothers me so much because I feel like I am wasting enough time actually making the comics because frankly… they are comics but then it has to go and make it an even longer process than it already is. But other than wanting to take my computer apart with a chainsaw… I have not been up to a whole lot recently. I went on my senior trip to Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri. And in case you did not know that is basically “old people Vegas” there are a lot of antique stores, church services, country dances, and trade stores. It is also an amusement park and it was much more fun than I expected it to be. I had a great time and I was thinking that it would have been slightly amusing at best. I say that I hate my class but there are a few more people there that I can stand than I thought. But then again I did spend the whole day with my small circle of friends so maybe not… I probably would have had just as much fun if it was just me and my five amigos. I don’t know what really to say about the trip other than I like to make other go-kart drivers wreck while I am racing them… it is good stuff. I don’t have anything else to say about that so I will stop boring you with this stuff and let you get back to your internet games, movies, porn, porn games, porn movies, and Youtube…porn… bye everybody!

Huh...

first comic...

if you read this then you are one of the few because normally, much like porno magazines, the words at the bottom are not the reason we paid for it...  so yeah i am doing comics now... i will add a link on the side over there ==> when i get to it so that you can see everybody's comics in one big compilation. we will post a comic on every other day, this week is Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, then it will be Sunday, Tuesday and so on and so forth... hope you like it, and if you do... check out Munton and Britton's comics. i posted this comic just so that you would all be aware of the fact that they are being made now, the rest of mine will now be sent to the "comics" tab located at the top of the page. thank you for reading... 

no title on this one... wait a minute

            Hello everyone, sorry I didn’t post over the weekend but then again did you really expect me to? Well, I want to start this one off by saying that we are (we being Britton, Munton, and I) making comics now. I am sure that some of you have seen Britton’s comics and I if you are a fan of those, you might also be a fan of ours. I will post a link to it when I get my first comic transferred onto the computer. I think I will have that up there on Friday but I will try to put the link up tomorrow so that you guys can see the comics that have been put up by the other two.

            I have not been up to much lately, I have found what I need to put my music on the computer with good quality as far as a video is concerned and it is fairly expensive… so I think I am just going to get an audio recorder for it. Mainly because I will be able to get an okay quality sound out of something like that and it shouldn’t cost that much. Okay so, I did not get to play at the bar this last weekend for reasons that I am not going to go into. But I did have fun at in Springfield and later at my friend Nick’s house… we played disoriented twister… that means there were no Asians involved. Anyway, we went to Springfield and watched The Avengers with a big group of people. It was pretty awesome, I liked the movie because it really captured the complexity of the Hulk… he is a powerhouse that no one fucks with. And even though Captain America wasn’t always useful, he did have his moment in the sun where he kicked some arse with Black Widow and Hawk Eye. I don’t want to ruin anything for you guys but I liked Hulk the most during the fight scenes just because he was an undisputed badass on the battlefield. I don’t want to say what my favorite Avenger is because frankly it is impossible to choose…  I like Iron Man for his attitude and his recklessness. Then there is the Hulk who is completely unstoppable, Thor is a fucking god, and Captain America is just a classic and is hard to dismiss. I don’t really care about the other two, but then again, who really does? I guess if someone put a gun to my head I would have to say Iron Man just because of the fact that he is a sarcastic Batman who isn’t afraid to kill people… yeah… I like that. well I guess that is all for today, I will work on getting my comics up for all of you because I know you want something entertaining to see on here so I will get right on that… see ya later

(SLIGHT GRIMACE)

Sandy morning after...

Hey there folks, I am excited about everyone that is viewing my stuffs on here… I like the word stuffs, because it makes me think of socks… think about it. Anyone here like the beach? Yeah me too, so long as it is only me and a small amount of people there. I am not what someone would call sexy so I am a little hesitant to take off my shirt in public. But I went to the beach with two of my friends yesterday and it was good stuff, even though our beach is on a lake that smells like scum and mud. It was fun mainly because we were the only ones there. That might be because the water was about 60 degrees Fahrenheit, aka freezing balls. Oh, that is about 15 degrees Celsius to the rest of the world because America is weird like that, back to what I was saying… while we were there we froze our extremities off in the water, especially Ethan who is about 120 pounds, and we also buried ourselves in the sand and had to try to explode out of it. I am pretty sure I almost broke my ankle in the process, but I got it done… because I am a winner. We dug a big hole in the wet sand and then sat in the hole sitting cross legged and then we were buried up to the neck in more wet sand. The sand got in... rather unsavory places. It proved to be quite difficult to power out of that tight spot. That whole idea started with Matthew suggesting that we mold our ideal women in the sand, and he just dug a huge hole… I thought it was funny.  We stayed at the beach until about 8:00 PM and then we decided that we should leave because it was getting dark. So while we were sitting outside the car drying off we noticed that a car was parked at the other end of the parking lot and had been sitting there a while and the guy was just looking around. We thought it was weird so Matt wanted to make the guy think that we were going to fight; so we go in fighting stances and Matt threw a punch and I twisted my body and instantly fell on the asphalt. (It was on accident but it looked pretty good) Afterwards we turned on some loud rave music, hung out the car, and “fist pumped” the guy and then drove off. I would call that a successful outing.

Other than all of that, I am looking forward to my upcoming show this weekend. It should be a lot of fun but I am nervous about it… I just know I am going to mess up and yell fuck into the microphone… that is a granted but I hope people can get past it and enjoy the music. My old music instructor asked my brother where is was and while I would appreciate the support I don’t want him to hear what we will be playing. It is all easy stuff and there is some of it that I don’t even like because of its laziness. I just hope that everyone that is listening to the show is understanding that we still kind of suck and don’t want to hear their criticism… we know okay… well that is all for now talk to you later…

(EXIT STAGE LEFT)

some news this time

Well, I said I would look up some news for you guys… even though you could easily do it… but there was something that caught my eye on CNN yesterday. “Suleman: I’ll do porn to care for kids”. Now how could I ignore that one? So after I clicked on it I realized this was the bitch that used in-vitro fertilization to have octuplets. And she was saying that if the “opportunity came up” that she would pose naked for money or in other words… be a whore… she justified this idea by saying that it would help buy her children a bigger house and it would improve their home life as a whole. Yeah I am sure that will benefit the children to get shown by their friends that their mom got pounded on the internet… yeah… good parenting lady. But then again it didn’t really surprise me that she would do something like that, I mean; she purposely had eight babies at once… she is what we call a dumbass. Then again maybe the porn world will be her thing… I mean her downstairs has to be huge on account that she popped out eight screaming babies in one sitting… she must have felt like a spread eagle model baby cannon. So she should have no problem taking it from even the best equipped professionals in the business. Well, that was your current news for the day… now back to the boring stuff…

So really I haven’t been doing anything lately… I learned another song last night, it is Jump in the Fire by Metallica... it is a fun one because Dave Mustaine wrote most of it. I am still working on getting a way to upload my videos that doesn’t suck ass on quality. I might just try to use a webcam and just see how bad it is. Obviously if I get that figured out I will let you guys know. So… how has everyone been? Good … that’s what I thought… I cant believe people are still reading this stuff. Hmm… bye guys…

Doodeedoo…

...running out of titles for these random ones...

Hello everyone, I have had a good couple of days here lately. I have been practicing with my brother and some friends and it has been fun. I think we will do pretty well on Saturday, it won’t be great by any means but I think it will be fun anyway. Hopefully other people think so too because it doesn’t really matter if I have fun… it is all about the crowd. (You selfish whores)… but that is what I love about it.

I don’t have many current events to talk about but I do have an internet complaint today. One of my brothers brought it to my attention that some individuals want people to subscribe to them on Facebook in order to get more friends. While that is not a horrible thing all the way across the board, it is a little odd. I can see how that would be helpful to someone who was starting up a band or trying to get people to see their Youtube stuff but why would someone want to do that just to have more “friends”? Maybe there is some magical part about it that I am missing. Come to think of it… why wouldn’t I want 2000 random people looking at my Facebook page? Because then I would be truly happy :D then I would click my heels together and smile as the stupidity thickens into a gravy and then I spread it on my biscuits… biscuits and gravy does sound good though… 

I have not been doing anything active lately but I have been sitting at the computer quite a bit, and I am enjoying UberHaxorNova’s stuff. I watched his latest Happy Wheels and his Walking Dead videos and they’re pretty damn funny.  Speaking of Happy Wheels… the Pogo man has changed the game; never has “it keeps happening” been so easy. You can just jump onto it! Kind of ruins the level but still that guy is a boss. Who else would go boldly into the face of danger… on a pogo stick? So I guess his sanity is questionable but that just makes him better suited for the job.

Also, thank all of you for voting on the poll this last couple of weeks… the one guy who did… but still it counts. (Thank you Britton!!!) Well I guess that is all that I have to say today. I will try to get some content on here that is interesting to read about. So I will go surfing on the internet and hope I don’t get torn to shreds by a great white virus… bye

SEE YOU SOON

for my adoring public

Hey everybody, I am glad to see that people are blogging again. All of my friends that I follow stopped abruptly, I guess because not very many people were reading but I am happy that they are doing it again because I enjoy reading them. Those blogs would be Britton’s Mind and The Fading Prints… they are fun to read, Britton’s Mind is like comedy and daily stuff like mine but funnier and he has comics and stuff. He also has some YouTube videos up and they are good but he stopped doing that because he got tired of it. The Fading Prints are normally a kind of informative blog about popular information… like video games and stuff. I kind of want to be a little bit of both but I am not very good at this stuff. But anyways…

I have just listened to the new Anthrax album and it is pretty damn awesome. It is some of the best stuff I have heard from them. But if you are a hardcore thrash fan you may not like it a whole lot. The music in it is cool and I like the vocals but it sounds a little different from their old stuff… but it is great. I believe that it is currently number one on loud wire’s “greatest music of the year, so far” list. I was skeptical of it at first but it was good stuff. I think that Black by Trivium is eighth on that list which is also cool because this list also includes rock which normally wins out the popular vote for some reason. Other than music I have been playing video games a lot recently and the more I play all of the Halos, the less I want Halo 4 to come out… it just does not sound like a good thing. The story is getting all fuzzy and they just want to ride this pony until its legs rip off from the friction of the downhill slope… but I might be wrong, this new trilogy may be really fun, but they need to get their facts straight if they are going to make it a good campaign. But I don’t really care, it is a win-win for me because if it sucks then I don’t care to not buy it, but if it is good then I will enjoy another couple years of Halo. Well, I don’t have any other information on that stuff but I can ramble for you if you want… is that a yes? Cool…

I am sitting in history class again listening to hurt on AOL Radio because the school installed a flash player blocker that prevents me from listening to grooveshark. But this is almost better because I can click on mudvayne and it plays them and artists that are similar to them, it is pretty cool. And that is an honest opinion because I am obviously not getting paid for this shit. Lqmt… (Laugh quietly to myself) even though I would like to be paid for this I don’t really care… I just do this to pass the time in this stupid class but I would like to do some YouTube videos sometime… maybe put some of my songs on there but I don’t have any way to really record that sounds very good… I will figure it out… if I do  I will let you guys know because I know you are just dying to hear more from me… :D

Oh well I guess that is all for today I will try to get a YouTube thingy up before too long but I need to find out what to use to record without it sounding like poop…   

THAT WAS A BIG ONE!!!

short one

                I don’t know why any of you guys read this stuff… of course you really don’t because there is like maybe two views a day… I don’t really care but I am just concerned with myself because if no one is reading it then I am just sitting here talking to myself and frankly I do that enough as it is; I don’t need literature to back it up as well. One of my friends had me take a personality test a while back and it was pretty cool. Of course those things just tell you what you already know but it was interesting that it was so correct. It said that I was a person who liked to sort of stand alone in a crowd but can’t help but say something to people when they are wrong. This is very true, most of the time I would really rather not meet new people or if I have to I don’t want to be around them very long. But if there is someone that is doing something wrong I am like… you know that’s wrong right? Oh well, I guess that is why people call me a dick though… hmm, still don’t care… well I guess I don’t have much more to say today… it is a half day of school today (yay)…  I am so ready for high school to be over… it is time for me to stop typing before I start to recycle old points again… bye

NEW POST!!! (get excited folks!!!)

            Alright then… greetings everyone, this last weekend I had a pretty good time. Me and all my nerdy friends hung out and ate jelly beans until we got sick… at first the jelly beans were enjoyable but once we mixed all of them together in a bowl and we found out the “smoothie” jelly beans taste horrible and it ruined the whole experience. It actually made eating the jelly beans a punishment… we would put the jelly beans in a shot glass for rough measurement and then the person would have to eat them. This normally happened because they landed on a red circle on Mario party or lost a card game. We also ended up staying up to about six in the morning and at one point I just decided that the floor looked pretty damn comfortable and just flopped there… I woke up cold and sore… but still it was fun.

            After that I needed some time to recover from all of the junk food and video games, so I went home, ate some chicken strips, and played on the computer… I understand that I have a problem… I am not denying it, I am just ignoring it. But seriously I need to work out some more; I am getting soft in the mid section… at least more than usual. I am not getting a whole lot heavier but I am definitely getting pudgier.

            Oh… I took my math evaluation test in Rolla… I was not prepared for that at all. I did not realize that my math class is so useless until I took that test. I have an A in my Trig class but on the trig section of Rolla’s test I got a 4 out of 25… yeah it was pretty bad. Needless to say I am in their lowest level math class. It is called Math 3 even though it is lower than Math 2. I am not too upset about that though, I will do whatever it takes for me to get through there with good grades. That is the main idea anyway right? It is better than getting into something that I can’t handle, so I am kind of glad that I am starting from scratch on this deal. It does kind of make me feel like the slow kid on campus though because a lot of people will be taking the trig review and then calculus 1 so I will be a little behind but I guess that it is whatever.

            Well I probably need to actually get some of my history work done so… until next time…

….doo…de..doo…… 

another one

Alrighty then… hello everyone, this is Dillon as you already know. I am here to waste some more of your time today. I still don’t have anything that interesting to talk to you about today. So I will probably just do what I usually do and ramble until my mind goes blank. So here we go… I am sitting in the library again, (my history class) and I have a stranger sitting next to me so I wanted to look like I was getting something done so I figured I would write on ma blog a little bit to pass the time. I am not stressing too much about the whole college thing anymore… I am just kind of letting it do as it pleases now. I hope that I can get into MST but if I don’t I guess I will go to community college for a little bit and then give it another shot. I just want to give the whole engineering thing a legitimate try because I really feel like I can do it if I get the chance to. And if I can’t then at least I will know that I can’t do it and it wouldn’t be an option anymore. I just don’t want this to be a wasted opportunity on my part to learn whether or not I am that smart. I want to see what I am capable of… and I think that this will be a good test.

And hey if it doesn’t work out it will not be the end of the world; I can just go to community college and get some general degree and then go into music a little bit. Maybe I will be a guitar instructor or something… who knows? Maybe I would even enjoy that more… maybe not. Oh well, I am just going to go back to the basics on this one and just let things roll and see what falls. Although this has not served me so well in the past I think that this time it is the right call. That is mainly because I do not want to keep stressing over something that is not really in my control. To an extent I do have some control but all that I have done is make things worse so I am going to stop messing with it. (Transition sentence)

(New subject) I find it easier to type when I am listening to music… some of you might have noticed that because every time I am on here I am also listening to music. I was just listening to Bo Burnham’s “Art is dead” and I have been thinking about that… maybe it is but strangely enough I don’t care… it is odd because I do care but I don’t. Maybe it is just the time that I have been raised in but I can’t seem to care about much just off of instinct. I do care about music and art but all of the new stuff sucks so much that I kind of hope that the majority of it does die. I would like to make a Frankenstein of music and take pieces of old styles and make it into one big monster. I want to give metal fans something else to hold onto… that would be sweet… but I am not good enough yet… I better stop before I talk too much more… I am even getting tired of myself at this point.

THAT’S IT…

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                Greetings people and domestic animals, how are you today? ( I don’t care but I am asking to be polite). Well I don’t have much to say today I’m just bored again in my history class and I need to look like I’m doing something over here… so I just kind of type whatever comes to my mind… except for the stuff I just erased because it would have sounded really weird… :D. it was a conversation between me and my friend next to me in history… we sometimes hate text each other with our computer screens. This doesn’t consist of much, it is just two people who sit there and read each other’s screens instead of doing their work… Munton can’t spell… he misspelled faggot... It was “faggit” … yeah pretty nice; he was always that kid that would misspell a word on purpose during the spelling bee because he knew he wasn’t going to win. I was the kid who tried, lost, and tried to pass it off as though I did what he did…

                I have been stuck on a set of words today… I forgot about them for a while but I just remembered… it is the concept behind the Philippines and the country’s people… Filipinos… I don’t like the way they spell those two, it is like they want you to mess up so they can call you a stupid American… like I was suppose to know that they would fuck with the spelling for probably no reason. I wish I could let this go but I really can’t, I think it might be a little unhealthy to dwell on it… eh who really cares? Other than my usual stupid thoughts, I would like to record that I am listening to Bo Burnham because he is awesome. I am not even a fan of rap but this is good stuff. Oh yeah, racism… I almost forgot, I saw a post on Facebook yesterday; it was about racism and was using Barbie dolls in a joke. It was kind of funny but what really gets me is peoples’ reactions to it. People react as though they are trying to impress someone that might see that post. They are like, “hey if I say just the right amount of politically correct bullshit then some girl will see it and go “OH MY GOD… HE IS SO SENSITIVE”” (yeah I just had a quote in a quote what of it?) It is not that I support racism but hey, sometimes racist jokes are funny and people really don’t need to flip shit about them all of the time. Now granted everyone has their own lines that they don’t want crossed but if it really bothers you, then just leave it alone… I mean it is the fucking internet. Since when have people really cared what some stranger says on the internet? There is a reason that I only have six followers currently, (whisper*) it’s because no one gives a shit*. Yeah I know… heavy right? It is hard to believe that no one really cares what any of us say on here… in fact I’m gonna stop now because no one really reads this thing anyways… bye  bye… ,’: )

BLANK SPOT*

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Hello everyone, I am sorry if you are a dedicated reader on this blog because I have not been blogging regularly. I don’t really care that much but I just thought I should say something about it. But back to the pointless point of this… I haven’t been up to a lot lately. I am a little deep in thought right now because I have to drop my speech class because I didn’t turn in a speech so I gave me an automatic F in the course. Before the missed speech I had a B… I was actually trying in that class but it just goes to show that I can’t slip up like that anymore. I just hope that this F doesn’t drag down my GPA too much because I don’t want to not be able to get into Missouri S&T just because I fucked up a speech class in high school. I really don’t want that to happen. I don’t want to be limited in my options like that. I know that just because I don’t get in right away that it doesn’t mean that I can’t get in later but I would rather go there first and get a feel for the whole engineering thing. Oh well, I am sure all of this will work out in some way or another. It always seems to…

                Other than that I haven’t been doing anything recently, just sitting around thinking and trying to get ready for everything ahead of me. I am doing good in my Trig class and I am trying to play a lot of guitar because I have a show coming up… it’s my first and I don’t want to be too bad at it… hmm, that won’t be the first time I say that in this life… I just want this to go well so that I can have something like that to hang my hat on… know what I mean?

GROOVESHARK!!!! I SAID MOTHER FUCKIN’ GROOVESHARK!!! (Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson)

Recent Thoughts

                I am not sure what I want to do with my life at this point… I am a little disoriented. I know that I want to go to college, mainly because I know that I don’t want to be a factory worker. But I am not sure if I can succeed in Rolla or not. And I am not sure whether or not I even want to be an engineer. Maybe I just want to be a music instructor or something like that… what would be wrong with that? I am a little torn on this subject because I want to be an engineer if I can do it. But I am concerned that it will be too much for me and that I won’t be able to do the work. This kind of concern is fairly normal in people I think but I am just leery about going so far into debt just out of curiosity… it is stressful to think about. I am trying not to think about it but it is kind of what my life is about right now. There isn’t anything going on that really matters… besides music of course. That is one way that I am keeping myself calm. I am diving into the entertainment section whenever I get home. I watch movies, play guitar, listen to music, get on the computer, and play video games… anything that is not school work or college focused. I am so tired of working so hard for something that I am not even sure is for me. And it is such bullshit because the only way to know is to go and try it but that puts my happy ass twenty thousand dollars in debt and I am not thrilled about that idea. This will be an interesting following year… I am completely oblivious to what will happen. I have guesses but nothing that is solid, I could go to MST and love everything about but not meet the academics well enough and transfer somewhere else. I might go up there and work really hard and get through work but be miserable and do something else. Then there is my least favorite one, I could go up there stick it out for a few years and manage to get through it well enough and find out that I hate it but am too far in to go back and then proceed to hate my life from there on. Or I might just go up there, love the environment, work hard, get decent grades, and live an okay life. It is so weird to think about… what if I don’t like it and I can’t pay off my fucking loans? Then what? Oh well, maybe I am stressing too much about this but all I know is that I am going to college to get a job that I DON’T hate… so I hope I like it well enough… I don’t want my life to be about money in anyway…

(forever alone face)

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Alrighty then, today has been pretty good so far. I got to sleep in this morning until about ten O’clock before I went to school. The formal reason that I was not a school was because I had a “dentist appointment” but really I just stayed up too late talking with my dad about how many movies Samuel L. Jackson is in. Seriously, that guy is in everything! I looked it up on the internet and, including TV series’ he has been in 139 motion pictures. That is insane, we looked at some other actors and only one came close, Robert Duvall. So yeah that is pretty crazy, but I stayed up until almost five in the morning talking about that. So my dad didn’t want me to drive super tired so he let me sleep in a little bit. It is cool I haven’t been late all that much to school so It should be good.

                I have made a decision today; I am going to drop my speech class… I don’t want to but I don’t really have a choice in the matter. I didn’t get my last speech done because it was assigned during spring break and I didn’t have a camera to film it with. There was also suppose to be a mid-term due that week that was worht jsut as much as a speech so i fucked this all pretty hard. I also haven’t been getting my scholarships done… my “to do” list has kind of gone to shit and I am afraid that the wind is picking up and getting ready to turn it into a shit storm. This is not going the way that it should… I am not a good planner to start with but I thought that maybe I could kind of bullshit my way through this but I don’t know about it. This is so weird for me to not be doing well in school, it is my own fault but I am just so fucking tired of it. I don’t want to be here or learn any of this. I don’t really care anymore. It is getting to be a little too much. I should have just done a simple senior year and not done anything difficult because I am pretty much miserable right now… maybe I shouldn’t go to Rolla next year, maybe I  should go to OTC for a little bit to figure myself out a little bit. I hate to do that but it might be the right thing to do… I don’t know if I want to be an engineer or not… FUCK……… i know that i want to study music but that doesn't exactly pay the bills and I don't want to be a freaking band teacher... maybe I could be a guitar intructer or something. I guess that I will figure it out but i hate to start out with a lot of debt that doesn't add up to anything useful.

C'mon spring break.... c'mon...

Anyone else out there counting the days until spring break? Well I am… I am getting rather anxious for it. I am ready for a break in this monotonous school year. It will be nice to get away from the routine of things. The routine that I have going makes everyday just sort of blend together. That is good and bad, it is bad in the way that it makes me lose track of time, but good in the same way because it makes things go by faster. So I guess it isn’t that bad at all. But it does seem like forever ago that I was playing football with my friends in the summer, although I can still feel that sick feeling I was experiencing at the time too. So I don’t miss that as much as some people. But, back to what I was saying… this spring break should be fairly entertaining. I will get to hang out with some of my friends and make some memories. I hope that I can make the best of this spring break… not like I have done with the others.

Those pretty much just consisted of me sitting in my room playing video games, or inviting friends over to… play video games. So obviously there wasn’t much going on in my life at the time. Knowing me though, this spring break won’t be much different. I will probably lift more than I did last time because my friend Jimmy said he would be there, so I won’t get use to not driving 30 miles one way everyday… oh well, why stop now? Umm, except for Friday and maybe one other day during spring break mine will probably be fairly uneventful but enjoyable, so I can’t complain. More importantly, after spring break there will only be like 7 weeks left of school… which will be sweet. It will be interesting to not be in high school anymore… hmm, but I have talked about that enough on here right? Right. Thank you me, I knew you would understand. Yeah I got your back man. Alright then, when I start talking to myself is probably a good time to stop… I will see you people later and stuff…

IDK WHAT TO PUT HERE!!!

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Alright, well I don’t have much to talk about this time. I am not really upset about anything and don’t have a rant. It has actually been a good day so far. I had a good breakfast and I am going to be able to see my friend Nick up in Rolla on Friday which should be a damn good time. I am also going to hang out with some friends on May 11, if at all possible and that should also be a good time. I will tell you about both of them when I get the chance to. So I was pretty sure that I wasn’t going to be able to go to Rolla for this thing because I didn’t thing that my dad would be so keen on the idea of me going up to a fraternity to stay the night but luckily he said I could. Me and my brother will head up there and hang with nick and meet the people in the fraternity, which will be cool. Hmm, this is a boring post… eh, what do you do?

There hasn’t been much going on lately here. Uhh… spring break is coming up which is cool… I’m gonna stop now because I feel like someone is reading this right now over my shoulder… bye guys

WOW… that was short and unsatisfying … eh, not the first time

(dirty look from across the room)

                Oh… yeah… politics… (Sigh) alright lets go. Well I have been hearing a lot of shit from people lately and I am sick of it. Everyone is basing how they will vote in the next election on utter bullshit. “Well Romney is really rich so I don’t want to vote for him, it is like he isn’t even on our level…” of course he isn’t, no politician is on our level; are you fucking serious? You think that people of power really care about the people that are below them? Nah, this is how I see it, people get to be rich by using three different strategies, be the first in something, be smarter than your competition, or the crowd pleaser and most used… cheat. When someone wants to get involved in politics and actually get somewhere they sign a contract with themselves that requires them to become a human steam roller that will occasionally spit out big ol’ pieces of shit for the public to eat up. None of them are on our level, they are still people but they as a whole is just as inhuman as any group of conscious beings are. When people get power, they don’t want to lose it and they aren’t going to bother with something if it threatens them or doesn’t benefit them. This is not just a rant on Romney, I don’t know anything about that guy, he could be a great guy but frankly I don’t want another republican and I will probably vote for Obama just out of spite… also because I don’t give a shit about all that. But then let’s turn to everyone else, people say that, “Obama doesn’t know what he’s doin” and I’m like, “how the fuck do you know?” I don’t know either but I think that he hasn’t done something blatantly wrong so to hell with it, that is good enough for me. The people don’t know what they want out of a president because they don’t want anything out of them. They want there to be a benevolent dictator in power but trust me that is going to happen. They want someone to make all the right decisions and have nothing slow him down or get in his way. Well that’s not how it works folks; I also regret to tell you that the tooth fairy is not real. Oh well, I guess this is a fairly recycled subject, I mean, of course people are stupid… but why does it have to be that way? Why can’t people get their shit together and just do their fucking jobs? Everyone has a job to do in one way or another, the government needs to do whatever is best for the country and the people need to stay informed and support the right things. But everyone on a basic level is out for themselves and their own so it doesn’t really matter.  Oh and then there are the people who don’t vote or pay their taxes and then they want to talk at me about politics and I’m looking at them like “shut your fucking mouth you god damn pot head” mainly because fuck them… yeah that’s it, I have had it with people lately, I don’t want to hear anyone’s shit if they are worthless in my eyes.

                Other than that, I have been getting some hate for my comments on people lately. Stuff like, “stop eves dropping” and then I’m like “well stop talking so fucking loud” then they say, “you are just being a dick” then of course I just think to myself, “it is a good thing that there are laws against what I want to do to you…” I just hate taking criticism from fucking pot heads who are children of hard drug addicts and are bound to be worthless people the rest of their lives… it is good that I am moving 175 miles away, because this is getting to be too much for me…

FTW!!! (That DOESN’T mean “For the Win” you new age, competitive, ass-fuck gamers…)

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                (Here we go again)… hello adoring public, how is everyone holding up? Good? That’s what I thought… well I don’t have a lot to say today. I would like to mention something… would you call taking four dual credit classes, trigonometry, and an anatomy class and getting good grades in those classes would constitute as trying? I mean I would but maybe I am wrong. It is just that school has gotten me a little stressed with all the shit that I have to do so I have been trying not to overload myself with shit at home too but whatever. I guess it isn’t a big deal I just didn’t like the phrasing of it. I didn’t like being told that I wasn’t trying hard enough. Also, I am not going to be able to play at a show in May… which I might do anyways… mainly because I need something that isn’t fucking annoying. I want to do something that doesn’t make me feel awkward or mediocre. It would be nice to be the center of attention for a while…

                Well, today I have not done much. I have done most of my speech and history so far so I am justified in blogging this hour. (Or at least I do not feel about it). Right now I am listening to Pumped up Kicks… it is a depressing song but it is pretty good. If anything it is catchy, but I kinda feel like it is hipster music and that makes me a little uncomfortable. Oh well… I like it. It’s not often that you hear a song that is from the crazy person’s point of view so I guess I better jump on it.

                I am surprised that this blogging thing has turned into such a thing for me, before I started doing this I thought that is was stupid. But now that I am doing it I kind of like it, it lets me vent on paper a little bit. It is not good for me to keep all this shit inside all of the time (or so I’m told), but no one wants to hear it so I will just put it on here and if people read it that is cool, if not that is cool too because I don’t really care. I just want to say what is on my mind before I explode on someone who probably doesn’t deserve it. I also need to lift some weights that normally helps with the stress level problem that I am experiencing. I haven’t got a chance to lift lately because it wasn’t open yesterday and I am the baseball manager (for shits and giggles) so I can’t quite go whenever I want to anymore. I have a couple days that I can and I need to lift on those days because I need to burn some of this off. (Fat and stress). Yeah, I don’t want to get fat either… that wouldn’t be cool.

FUCK IT 

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Hello everyone, don’t you just love history? It is so fascinating, until of course you realize that you are just reading the same story over and over because people are ultimately incapable of true learning once they have made up their mind. And I believe that goes for everyone, if you have decided to do something then it is almost impossible to sway a person otherwise, unless of course they are gaining something by letting go of that one thing. I don’t know where I am going with this… history class gets me in a sort of rant mood. Mainly because through this class I can see that more people than I thought have the whole “fuck it” motto rolling; people in power especially. It is just kind of sad, and annoying. People say that it is not their problem but to some extent it is… I mean when you get right down to it people are responsible for themselves but sometimes it would be nice if they didn’t have to fight to get what they needed.

How come it is that congress gets to fuck people over and say it is for the well being of the people? Well, thank you for asking, it is simply because people don’t get to power without being a dick to people and being a user. Then once they get to power they don’t change their habits. (Why stop now? The ride is almost over). While I’m on that subject… there is no “changing people”. I know that people can alter their behaviors some but there is no actual change of emotion taking place. If a person wants to be trash then they will. It is not that a person cannot change some, it is just that someone cannot change their core values or lessons that they hold onto. Some things just don’t change because that person is too far gone.

That is not necessarily a bad thing in some cases. People that are in undesirable situations, to say the least, can still hold onto their sense of self. But most of the time we see the example of changelessness in worthless people. But I guess that is fine, we need those people or else there would be no definition of worth in a person. Without failure you cannot have success. Hmm… weird to think about…..(not really)

Other than the rant there… I haven’t been up to much, I have a D in my history class (incomplete assignments) probably doesn’t have anything to do with the constant blogging during this hour ‘,: l                  I am still sooo ready to get 175 miles away from here… it will be nice to meet new people. I am excited about college and all that it has to offer. I am still shaky on whether or not I want to be an engineer but it will be cool I guess. Hahaha… that’s probably not a good idea but I will figure it out, I always seem to one way or another. Of course doing that also started my famous line “I’m workin’ on it” because I am always getting into things that I probably shouldn’t be but I make it work somehow. :D it will be interesting to say the least. Well I guess that’s all that I got for today… or maybe not… hmm…

GOTS TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

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Huh… well, I’m not sure what to say here. I feel like blogging but I’m not sure what to talk about. I had to make a trip to my mom’s last night that I was not expecting… that was fun… still pissed about that one. I’m not gonna go into that one right now… mainly because I don’t know some of the people who read this… which is weird… why do people read this? It is just me talking about random stuff on the internet. It is cool that people are reading it, I am not trying to run you all off but it is just a little odd to me. I mean I could barely stand to read my friends blogs without feeling weird and bored… That’s why I stopped… bah…  I’m listening to Seether… that isn’t something that I would do after 2010… they only have like three songs that are any good… hmm, there were a lot of dots in that last sentence… but I feel that they were and are still appropriate. I also don’t believe in rewriting things like this. It is supposed to be my thoughts on the internet and that’s what you’re gonna get… Yeah so back to blogs, if you guys could like tell me why you read this stuff then I would be interested to hear it. Mainly for funsies but I have some sincere interest toward this, mainly because I don’t get it.

Then again that is not a new subject for me. There are a lot of things that go down that I do not understand in the slightest. Not just here in school but everywhere, it is all a lot to try to comprehend. People give you advice but it doesn’t always help because it is from a window view… (scowl) hmm, oh well. I am ready for college to start now. That will be so nice to just go to a new place and meet new people and not have to worry about all of the bullshit that happens around here. If I don’t like what people from here are saying I can just hang up the phone. It will be revolutionary. Basically when I leave, anyone who is not my friend is getting a huge middle finger from me for the rest of my life. I do not want to deal with these people ever again. Not to say that I wont make small talk with them if I have to but I am not going to go out of my way to try and “keep in touch with them”. I am only going to hang out with my friends and family. And even then, if I get tired of any of them, I am like 150 miles away from everyone and don’t have to listen to them or their problems. It should be good stuff. Well that is all that I got because class is about to end and Im gonna get some food. :D

BYE EVERYONE…… (for now)…… 

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                          Well aren't you folks lucky… two posts in one day (or in the same week for that matter). hmm guess I am just feeling generous today. I do not really have much on my mind I am just in history class and do not want to actually work so I figured I would get something done that was somewhat productive. (last statement questionable)

             I am going to revisit the internet subject because I have been reminded of some things that I determined as eye rape. These terrible things are called shock videos… I’m sure you have heard of them? I knew what they were but I did not know just how bad it got. Like, I knew about two girls one cup but I had no preparation for two kids, one sandbox… that was just uncalled for. It also looks intensely painful, if you haven’t seen the video, don’t… unless you’re into that kind of thing.(not wink*….weird look*…. Yeah that captures it..) Then of course I would ask you to see a doctor for both physical and mental problems. I am not going to say what happens in that video because I would have to go to settings and add a parental advisory thingy at the beginning of my blog and I don’t want that because even though it would look cool people would think that I had like curse words or references to porn sites and I don’t want that to just be assumed of me… I want them to figure that out by themselves. :D

            Since this morning, I have not done much… other than be disturbed by those videos. (shutter) I did do something kind of fun though, I played the “would you rather” game with my buddy Lucas. Which is normally pretty funny until, of course it started to get to homosexual choices and I was like… hmm, I don’t want either? And then I stopped playing for a while because it got quite uncomfortable.

            I don’t have much more to say people… I am listening to Staind, which there is nothing wrong with… I wish they still made music, they made some good stuff. Oh another thing, don’t you hate it when you see things start to come undone but there isn’t anything you can do to stop it? Kind of sucks because I would rather nothing fall out but I guess if the load has to be lighter for the journey to continue then the sacrifice is necessary…

WOAH THAT WAS ~ DEEP!!!!!!

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Alright then, sorry I haven’t been posting regularly but I don’t really feel obligated to so.. yeah :D

Nothing has really been going on, just been doin’ my thing and all that. I have been watching a lot of internet videos lately though because I just heard of the Cyanide and Happiness videos and I fell in love with them. Obviously I don’t love them as much as they love noodles but that is fine. Noodles, by the way are their best video by far I think. Next in line is Ted Bear and then there is Beer Run. I have been stuck on those and Drinking out of Cups, both of which are taking over my vocabulary for the time being. I cannot stop quoting them in class and only like one of my friends will know what I am talking about and everyone else just gives me that stare like, “was that suppose to be funny?”  or the, “you’re a fucking idiot” and my favorite, “hey I’m smiling but I don’t know why because I don’t get the joke and I am not your friend” but rant aside it is very awkward.

            Other than the internet I have been hanging out with friends quite a bit; normal stuff like going to the movies, subway, and other people’s houses. I saw Chronicle Saturday and I enjoyed it, it was definitely better than I thought it was going to be. They did the whole, Cloverfield holding the camera thing but surprisingly they did it in a way that did not bother me. I also saw Safe House not too long ago, I don’t know If I mentioned it because I don’t ever keep track of that because I don’t like viewing my own blog, but If I haven’t told you yet, it is a good movie. As far as the actors went, it was a great movie for Ryan Renalds and a good movie for Denzel Washington. The best thing about the movie was the way that it ended, they did it right… not like the town did… everything about the town was great EXCEPT for its ending… bastards… oh well, can’t ask for everything… oh wait a minute, yes I can because that is BULLSHIT.

            Right now I am sitting in my speech class doing my blog rather than my speech homework. Can’t hold back inspiration when it hits I guess. I always get on my blog when there is something on my mind or I am pissed off at my surroundings. Like right now… I am listening to some of the stupidest shit… like someone is talking, as loud as they humanly can, about their fucking grandma telling them stories about their grandma that end in “and they were poor so they grew potatoes…” who gives a flying fuck about that?!?! (sigh) I guess there isn’t anything that I can really do about it so I’m just gonna sit here and type angrily and shit…

            I guess that is it… nothing more to say to you nameless faceless audience members… (all of my friends, wink* wink*)

BOOM* (that was a headshot)

                

alrighty then...

well hello there... i know its been a while since my last blog but frankly i do not care in the slightest. So at the moment,I am watching American Pie... its good stuff. if you haven't seen it you need to get some moneys, go to the nearest Best Buy, and throw green stuff at the nearest employee until they give you the movie. it is not ground shattering but everyone should see it. it is just a straight up good movie that has great re-watch value. but that's just what i think, it is not like you asked me... oh wait.. this is my blog so yeah i guess you kinda did :D
other than that, these last couple of days/weeks (i don't know how long it has been since i last blogged) i have been doin school stuff and getting super stressed about it. my speech class can climb up a skunk's ass and die as far as i care. that class blows hard... but i guess i asked for it being an antisocial kid and taking a speech class... no one to really blame there...
hmm... so Etta James and Whitney Houston both died.... that's interesting huh?
i have been trying to figure out this monster of legal bullshit that is financial aid... then again i guess getting money from the government is not meant to be hard... unless you do absolutely nothing and get paid every month for being a bum... then it is easy... but if someone wants to better themselves by getting an education then the government is like "HEY, eat shit you goody two shoes, i aint made of money!" so when i hear that, i try to fill out a bunch of scholarships but i am fairly average so i dont qualify for many of them and my parents arent super poor so then i dont get a lot of help. but i am sure i will figure it out before it is all said and done,  always seem to make it work one way or another. (shoulder shrug)
other than that i have not been doing anything. just kinda taking everything day by day and simply surviving.




WOOT!!!

memories

          Hello audience whats happenin' I am in a pretty good mood tonight mainly because I have had a good weekend. I went to my friend's house (britton) and had some good fun. We just about each ate a pizza and a bunch of other food that is terrible for you,(gummy worms, Cheetos, scooby-doo fruit snacks, and chips ahoy chewy cookies) afterward we played basketball in the freezing cool weather. It's all good stuff, it was about 30 degrees outside with a wind chill of 10, so that was memorable. This is not the first time that all of us have gotten together on that day, it is Britton's birthday and it is always prioritized in our calenders. Mainly because it is always a good time and we have been doing it since about second or third grade. There is a lot of memories that are attached to that day but almost all of them are good. We always try to do a few things the same way that we did the years before at this party. We try to have the same main people involved in it, we have our annual basketball game (majority of us don't play basketball as a sport), and we play humans versus zombies in his field. This year's zombie game was short lived but that is okay... it was freaking cold out there. but the basketball did happen, which I was happy about. There is one thing that we didn't repeat, there were no injuries this year. It seems that the last couple of years someone would get hurt. It was not ever anything super serious but someone would get a bad sprain, rolled ankle, or the party host's asshole dog might fucking trip someone during a footrace...(that was me)... it was a good time though and it is another thing that I will miss about high school. This might be the last time that we will be able to get that same group of people together on that day and give Britton his birthday whippins... its sad to think about.

          Oh well i guess there is nothing we can do but enjoy the time that we have left of this fictitious reality that we have in our little four year world. "that's all I've got to say... about that"

RADICAL DISMOUNT!!!

alright

Well, here we are again… I am sitting in science class and you are reading my blog… we have to stop meeting like this… :D

            People in here are, surprisingly not talking about a mind numbing subject; mainly just cereal and candy bars. (Shoulder shrug) I didn’t say it was a college debate over our dependency on oil as a country and society… although that would probably be just as mentally stimulating. Eh oh well I guess I should stop talking about that.

            I don’t really have much to talk about… I’m just kind of doing my thing here, listening to other people’s conversations while I do not add anything to the subject itself. In fact, I’m not even looking at them… I’m blogging… hmm… this sucks… I’m gonna stop…

(wave)

okay... the super bowl

Well as everyone knows it is the super bowl today. I’m not sure what letter we are at this year but you can rest easy knowing that I don’t really care. I am not 100% sure on who to root for, I want to see Eli get another ring and I am tired of the Patriots getting them, but then again, the patriots will probably win it. (sad face) I guess it doesn’t really matter but I just don’t want to see someone with a mullet win the super bowl this year… it is unbecoming of our nation. Not that is it beneath us but it is definitely not something we want as a highlight for others to see; although, there is not much that other countries can say about us when it comes to sports.

Most countries don’t play “real” sports or are not good at the ones that we play. Like japan trying to play us in baseball. (Which was hilarious to watch) I don’t even like baseball and I was entertained at the sight of that. If the games at the Olympics were chosen by the United States then we would never lose. Who is going to beat us at football? I mean no one can even come close to touching us on that one. Basketball, again we are untouchable. Golf might be a challenge but no one would know because it would not be aired because of its boring content. Tennis would be a good one, we do not dominate at that or soccer. Those are our legitimate weak spots as an athletic country. But to be fair we are getting better in that area. Well I guess I better stop rambling about that or I will never shut up. Im gonna go to a super bowl party so I will see all of you later and all of that noise….

….pass the chips….

its good stuff...

Hello everyone, something has come to my attention lately. Men and women view practical jokes very differently.  Not to be sexist but it just seems to work out this way. Men just seem to get the idea a little better. Example, man hides to pie girl in face with whip cream fairly funny… girl convinces her boyfriend that she is pregnant… not funny. The guy tricks girl to wear pubic mustache, hilarious… girl kills his family… not cool lady. This is not an across the board subject but it is just something I felt I had to say. Of course the same goes for ‘play fighting’. Something that guys don’t have much problem doing that girls have trouble doing without getting mad. They get into a legitimate argument and start pulling hair, and that of course is how lesbians are born… (shoulder shrug)… that’s it for my rant of today.

Other than that, I haven’t been doing much lately. I went to Springfield on Saturday, and it was good stuff. Me and my friends, Jimmy and Sherwood (I don’t care about grammar) went to see the grey which was better than expected. It had a badass ending to it, if people didn’t like it they just don’t know a good movie. Also, while we were in Springfield we saw a person who was a 100% boss… you had to be there… I’m sorry that I can’t share that with you… maybe someday. Oh well… I don’t have much to say today I guess I will just cut it short and talk to y’all later.

MAKE IT RAIN!!!!