Hey there everyone, I know that I have been lying lately,
you know… about making comics at a consistent pace, but I just wanted to calm
your mind by telling you that I don’t feel bad about it. (Now doesn’t that make
you feel better?) Maybe some of my leisure induced happiness will rub off on
you… probably not because I won’t be rubbing you sir or Madame. (The “sir” by
choice and the “Madame” because of social status.) I put those in quotes so
that I don’t suit myself, because if I know me, I would just love to fuck me
over for a little bit of cash… I wonder what that says about me, if I would
sell myself for money? (Well I don’t care about that either) … hold on, I have
got to poop… (About 8 minutes later) Goodness I feel better, that one was awful
sudden. It was also about seventy percent liquid, but I guess that is what I get
for eating fast-food tacos for supper from a store that I am going to mention for
legal reasons… it was Taco Bell… I ate Taco Bell and got the shits, in case you
don’t know this is completely unheard of and the owner of Taco Bell will
probably be outraged that I am spreading such slander on the internet…
My mind: when it is written it is called liable…
Me: (sigh) fuck you dude, I thought that I drank you into
submission.
My mind: no, you just slowed me down a bit… you should
probably buy a helmet we can’t afford any more loss up here.
Me: I will look into it when I start to give a shit.
Well now that my little schizo-fit is over, I should
probably get back to saying trademarked names like Burger King and Solo Cups… hehe,
jokes on them because no one reads this blog so their claim in court will be
dismissed because it isn’t liable if it doesn’t actually spread. (Happy face with
a noticeable amount of sadness just below that surface)
So I have
been watching a lot of television lately and I have been seeing these “above
the influence” commercials a lot. It isn’t that I don’t agree with them to some
extent, but they make it look like if you drink at all that it will ruin your
life. They don’t just come out and say it but they are implying that people
that drink or smoke are bad people. I am just tired of the people trying to
brain wash kids today. Not that long ago I was a part of the group that would
be off put by someone who drank or smoke but now I am finding that it doesn’t really
matter because there is a difference between someone who drinks and a drunk… to
be fair the commercials do much more good than they do harm but I am just tired
and writing on the internet so I write about stupid stuff. (Sigh followed by a
clearing of the trachea) I guess that I am pretty much done here. I would like
to wrap it up by saying that I am sorry about my comics and such but I will
probably go crazy on paint one of these days and make a whole bunch… well that’s
it so I will see you all later and whatever.
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