I don't know why I'm here

》Okay here we go... time to stretch the good ole writing muscles. Or I guess thumb muscles in this case. (I'm blogging from my phone!) Yeah I'm pretty bored and I got tired of doodling and such.
》Okay, so I just realized that I can use Google Talk to do this so I'm totally going to talk my blog... Fucking awesome.  Except that I have to type the word... (wait for it) fuck. Eh, oh well... still better than texting it all. I will just have to watch my fucking mouth more often.
》 So, the reason I've been so bored lately is because I have a new job, kind of. I work at the same place that I usually do they just gave me something else to do.. I guess that my title is "inspector" , but what I really do is sit on my ass and watch people work all day. So talking to myself on the internet is immensely more interesting.
》I feel like I need to pick up some old habits. You know, like creative ones lol. I need to learn to draw or start playing music again or write... just something, Jesus... I'm tired of feeling like I don't express myself at all. Now granted, I'm not exactly the most open guy that's running around. But I still feel the need to get my thoughts out. I miss the feeling of satisfaction I get from comics or songs that I learn or jokes that's I write. I use to actually fill my time with something that represents an art form... now I have gotten back into a gamer slump. All All do is go to work and come back and chill out, basically. Well I don't think that this post needs anymore content and I'm tired of being on my phone so, see you later dudes/lady dudes.

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        Alrighty then, so I had an interesting talk with my father... a couple of interesting talks actually... He found out that I smoked weed and more recently that I was taking prescription pain killers. We had a long talk about it and you know what? I dont feel any better about my life. I dont get the idea that talking to people is suppose to help you deal with your problems. All it does for me is bring to light that I'm a shitty person and that my dad isnt proud of me anymore. What kind of shit is that? I guess I cant blame him, I mean how are you supposed to be proud of a suicidal junkie who doesnt know what he wants to do with his life?
     
         I just hate when we have these kind of talks because he makes it sound so easy. He says that "in the next four years you will change dramatically..." how exactly does that help me now? Its not like Im trying to be this way Im just depressed and confused. I dont know why he cant understand that and cut me some fucking slack. Everything is just so black and white to him its insane. He may have my best interest in mind... I dont know Im not psychic... but I wish he could at least present it in a different way. He thinks that we have to talk about everything, he thinks that makes it better. I strongly disagree with that idea. I think all it does is make me feel like shit and give him something to worry about.
     
        Well he is calling a counselor today... he thinks it will do some good. I dont know what it will do but Im not all that excited to talk to a shrink... I want to do it because I believe that it can do some good... but Im nervous that it wont. The only thing Im scared of in this situation is going to this shrink for a month or so and not feeling any different. I mean, what if this is just how I am? What if this cant be talked out and fixed? What then? Do I just try to ignore it and go on with life?
                                                                                           whatever... (wave)
  

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hey there all you.... nobody. hmm well I guess this might be a waste of time but i don't really care so here it goes. I'm sitting here in my dorm room bored as hell. I am actually so bored that I am basically talking to myself on paper. The latest news is that I  have changed where I am living here at college. I have moved from a greek house into the dorms. I'm not going to go into that because there is not much to say about it. As for other recent news... I am doing pretty horrible in college right now. In fact I haven't really been going to class lately either because I think that I have finally given up on this shit. There are two sides to this though, I am tired of school and want to quit because I feel like I cant do it but I also feel like maybe I could do better if I know what the fuck I wanted to major in. People say that I should be enjoying school. That I chose to be here and that all those classes are for my major and that if I dont like my classes then I should find a new major... well fuck all of you. I dont think that English 20 has anything to do with fucking engineering. Oh yeah thats right... I'm not even past the fucking general ed's and I'm already fucking it hard. well... thats how my life is going right now... people say it is good to get this out and write it down somewhere... well all it has done is pissed me off more so I am going to stop now before I throw my laptop out of the window... bye

to all of those who are still reading...

Hey there everyone, I know that I have been lying lately, you know… about making comics at a consistent pace, but I just wanted to calm your mind by telling you that I don’t feel bad about it. (Now doesn’t that make you feel better?) Maybe some of my leisure induced happiness will rub off on you… probably not because I won’t be rubbing you sir or Madame. (The “sir” by choice and the “Madame” because of social status.) I put those in quotes so that I don’t suit myself, because if I know me, I would just love to fuck me over for a little bit of cash… I wonder what that says about me, if I would sell myself for money? (Well I don’t care about that either) … hold on, I have got to poop… (About 8 minutes later) Goodness I feel better, that one was awful sudden. It was also about seventy percent liquid, but I guess that is what I get for eating fast-food tacos for supper from a store that I am going to mention for legal reasons… it was Taco Bell… I ate Taco Bell and got the shits, in case you don’t know this is completely unheard of and the owner of Taco Bell will probably be outraged that I am spreading such slander on the internet…

My mind: when it is written it is called liable…

Me: (sigh) fuck you dude, I thought that I drank you into submission.

My mind: no, you just slowed me down a bit… you should probably buy a helmet we can’t afford any more loss up here.

Me: I will look into it when I start to give a shit.

Well now that my little schizo-fit is over, I should probably get back to saying trademarked names like Burger King and Solo Cups… hehe, jokes on them because no one reads this blog so their claim in court will be dismissed because it isn’t liable if it doesn’t actually spread. (Happy face with a noticeable amount of sadness just below that surface)  

                So I have been watching a lot of television lately and I have been seeing these “above the influence” commercials a lot. It isn’t that I don’t agree with them to some extent, but they make it look like if you drink at all that it will ruin your life. They don’t just come out and say it but they are implying that people that drink or smoke are bad people. I am just tired of the people trying to brain wash kids today. Not that long ago I was a part of the group that would be off put by someone who drank or smoke but now I am finding that it doesn’t really matter because there is a difference between someone who drinks and a drunk… to be fair the commercials do much more good than they do harm but I am just tired and writing on the internet so I write about stupid stuff. (Sigh followed by a clearing of the trachea) I guess that I am pretty much done here. I would like to wrap it up by saying that I am sorry about my comics and such but I will probably go crazy on paint one of these days and make a whole bunch… well that’s it so I will see you all later and whatever.

The red man

                Hey there everyone (which is basically my hand full of subscribers and the two people that get lost on blogger and end up here) how are you today? That’s great to hear (I didn’t hear anything, I am talking to the computer screen…) I know that I haven’t posted anything in quite a while but that is mainly due to the fact that I haven’t had a whole lot to say recently… about anything. I have just hit that time in the summer where I fall off of the face of the planet and for absolutely no reason. Also I have had a sun burn that has pretty much crippled me for the past 24 hours. Oh and shocking news to me, I did not know that sunburns also came with the feeling of fiber glass being lodged in your skin… that was a new feeling for me, it was like someone with malicious intent towards me had a voodoo doll and was having a fucking hey-day. But that is behind me now (mainly because it is on my BACK!!!) and I am beginning to get over it. Now it is just annoying, like someone is slightly poking me with a sharp pencil on different parts of my back. Oh, I guess I should tell you how I got this sunburn while I am at it. I went on a float trip with the fraternity that I am rushing and I was told it was going to be a four hour float, but it ended up taking about six hours. Also I am extremely pale and my sun screen got jacked by a man who was even whiter than me… which is impressive, but then again he is a ginger and I am just a really white, pudgy brunette.

                Has anyone been watching the news recently? I am sure you all know about bath salts being used as a drug now and if you didn’t know that… you do now (don’t do drugs m’kay… cause drugs are bad…) And these  bath salts are supposedly more strong than cocaine which I found to be very impressive because I always thought of cocaine as a very hard drug but I guess that Bed Bath and Beyond really have the good stuff. But anyway, there was apparently a man, by the name of Rudy Eugene that ate the face off of another man. The victim is now in critical condition with about eighty percent of his face being mauled but should live. The attacker on the other hand is dead as a door knob due to the cops shooting the hell out of him. They tried to get him to stop eating the homeless man’s face but he only responded with a growl and an attempt to attack them, so they unleashed hell. All of this went down in Miami, Florida by the way… just thought that was an interesting little thing. Oh and by the way... they were both naked, which isn't that weird considering that the victim was homeless and the attacker was high out of his mind...

                I am also sorry that I have not been posting up my comics as regular as I said I would but I guess it doesn’t really matter since my fan base is just like two people anyway… whatever, I guess I am just a little butt hurt about my blog pretty much going under. It doesn’t mean a whole lot to me but it was just something for me to do. Although, I am hoping that I can maybe get something else going on around here so that I can kind of forget blogging a little bit. You know, move on to bigger and better things. I want to do a Youtube channel with some of my friends, but I don’t know if they will go for it or not. I would also like to make White Bread Comics its own website. I don’t know if that will happen though either, but if not everyone is on board with it, I will probably do it anyway because fuck it… I just want the content to be a little bit more findable, not to say that Blogger isn’t cool and all, but it doesn’t really bring on a fan base. It is just a small way of getting your stuff out there. I want our comics to be seen by a lot of people that way I can see if they are any good or if I am just an idiot who draws fat stick men. I guess I am just saying that things like blogging, comics, Youtube, and music are all very important to me. I enjoy my side projects more than I do the things I am supposed to be focusing on like school and work. I enjoy entertaining people and being creative and I can’t really entertain people from a website that people don’t know about. So I will try to network a little bit and try to get people to come onto the blog and check everything out… (Probably through Facebook) and if I can’t get many people to get on here then I will probably relocate my comics. I will still post all the same things here but this will just not be my main focus anymore. That is about all that I have to say about that stuff for today… so until next time (winky face)

BLINKING WITH ONE EYE 

good ole' randomness

                Alright then, as you may have noticed, I have begun to post comics about every other day. That is because I have too many and feel I need to pump them out faster… hmm, all this talk about pumping has got me thinking about… old time water faucets… huh well I just wanted to let you guys know that I was going to be making comics more often now and that I will try to be reliable about it… but I wouldn’t hold your breath on that part. Also, the comics will no longer show up on my home page; they will all be in the “Comics” and “White Bread Comics” tabs… for your information…

                I have noticed that recently I have been making a lot of comics that are, well… discriminatory to say the least… and I just wanted to let everyone in on a little secret…(whispering) I don’t care if you find it offensive or not, it is funny… I just wanted to say that before I started to get all up in arms about some of the ones I will post in the future. You won’t be able to say that I didn’t warn you about it either.

                Well, thanks to my sleeping in, I forgot that it was Memorial Day and did not make any plans… I am fine with that but I feel a little weird about it too… just seems like I should do something. I guess I could have gone to my hometown for their annual “Buffalo Days” celebration. I mean, that is always a freaking blast… I’m not even really sure why they call it Buffalo Days… it isn’t like we have any buffalo around. Maybe we use too and killed them all so that we could have room for the car show. Yeah that sounds right. The whole event is basically just a reason to get out of the house. It isn’t all bad, there is a car show and a little bit of a parade, but mostly it is just a bunch of people eating food and riding carnival rides… it is fun for the children. I use to go there so that I could meet some of my friends and socialize but I don’t really feel like driving 30 miles so that I could chill with one or two of my friends for an hour or two. I also don’t have any gas… I checked…

I am proud of anyone who still reads these things, seriously, bravo sir and or Madame. Oh and if you guys would like to check out the comics up there that would be really cool because no one seems to look all that much… but whatever.  Well, I guess I should kind of wrap this post up, don’t want it to get too long… or do I?

VERBAL VIAGRA

"status updated"

Hmm… alright then… I have been on Facebook quite a bit lately and I have noticed that people with “like” anything on there so long as it is a brand name product or if it is a band. Hmm scheming… scheming… ah ha!!! I know what to do… get a band, name it Irish Spring, and play music that sounds like Maroon 5 and you will get billions of fans, not to mention… a few likes on Facebook ;) that is the goal of today’s youth isn’t it?

I know… that was stupid but (shoulder shrug) I don’t care. Although maybe that stuff up there is why I have been doing all of this public stuff… like blogs and comics and trying to play my music for people… because I want to be “liked”… no that’s not it… I just like to do it. (Sorry, no sob-story here today, go cut your wrists on some other site you emos) well, there went half of my ten views… huh, wonder what I should do now. (Maybe you should just keep talking like nothing happened)… great idea, I will do that. So, I have been looking like a grudge kid this summer because I keep busting my ass and tearing up my jeans. I have three pairs now that have tears on the knee and I don’t mind it but with a dirty shirt it makes me look like a pudgy Nirvana fan… I do like Nirvana though… I guess what I am trying to say is that I don’t want people to think that I bought my jeans like this, it actually happened on accident and I am not trying to be cool.

So I have been listening to a larger variety of music lately and I am beginning to like more music that I didn’t think that I would. Like the band Corrosion of Conformity is pretty sweet and I didn’t think I would like stuff like Nirvana as much as I do. I also am digging on Nonpoint because of their Phil Collins cover of In the Air Tonight. So I guess that is my music update and stuff… hmm. Has anyone else noticed that summer isn’t as big of a deal as it once was? Like it has lost its luster or something? It is still cool to be on summer break here but it just does not have that classic summer feel that it had in the past. Maybe I need to go pee in the community pool to get that childhood feeling back. I think that I am going to try and get all of my friends to hang out this weekend, if at all possible, just so we can have another one of our little nerdy parties before we all get jobs and forget about each other. (tear)…  huh, well I guess I am done on here so I will see all of you later and stuff… I am going to listen to “In the Air Tonight” again because it kicks ass.

PROCUSSIONS!!!