to all of those who are still reading...

Hey there everyone, I know that I have been lying lately, you know… about making comics at a consistent pace, but I just wanted to calm your mind by telling you that I don’t feel bad about it. (Now doesn’t that make you feel better?) Maybe some of my leisure induced happiness will rub off on you… probably not because I won’t be rubbing you sir or Madame. (The “sir” by choice and the “Madame” because of social status.) I put those in quotes so that I don’t suit myself, because if I know me, I would just love to fuck me over for a little bit of cash… I wonder what that says about me, if I would sell myself for money? (Well I don’t care about that either) … hold on, I have got to poop… (About 8 minutes later) Goodness I feel better, that one was awful sudden. It was also about seventy percent liquid, but I guess that is what I get for eating fast-food tacos for supper from a store that I am going to mention for legal reasons… it was Taco Bell… I ate Taco Bell and got the shits, in case you don’t know this is completely unheard of and the owner of Taco Bell will probably be outraged that I am spreading such slander on the internet…

My mind: when it is written it is called liable…

Me: (sigh) fuck you dude, I thought that I drank you into submission.

My mind: no, you just slowed me down a bit… you should probably buy a helmet we can’t afford any more loss up here.

Me: I will look into it when I start to give a shit.

Well now that my little schizo-fit is over, I should probably get back to saying trademarked names like Burger King and Solo Cups… hehe, jokes on them because no one reads this blog so their claim in court will be dismissed because it isn’t liable if it doesn’t actually spread. (Happy face with a noticeable amount of sadness just below that surface)  

                So I have been watching a lot of television lately and I have been seeing these “above the influence” commercials a lot. It isn’t that I don’t agree with them to some extent, but they make it look like if you drink at all that it will ruin your life. They don’t just come out and say it but they are implying that people that drink or smoke are bad people. I am just tired of the people trying to brain wash kids today. Not that long ago I was a part of the group that would be off put by someone who drank or smoke but now I am finding that it doesn’t really matter because there is a difference between someone who drinks and a drunk… to be fair the commercials do much more good than they do harm but I am just tired and writing on the internet so I write about stupid stuff. (Sigh followed by a clearing of the trachea) I guess that I am pretty much done here. I would like to wrap it up by saying that I am sorry about my comics and such but I will probably go crazy on paint one of these days and make a whole bunch… well that’s it so I will see you all later and whatever.

The red man

                Hey there everyone (which is basically my hand full of subscribers and the two people that get lost on blogger and end up here) how are you today? That’s great to hear (I didn’t hear anything, I am talking to the computer screen…) I know that I haven’t posted anything in quite a while but that is mainly due to the fact that I haven’t had a whole lot to say recently… about anything. I have just hit that time in the summer where I fall off of the face of the planet and for absolutely no reason. Also I have had a sun burn that has pretty much crippled me for the past 24 hours. Oh and shocking news to me, I did not know that sunburns also came with the feeling of fiber glass being lodged in your skin… that was a new feeling for me, it was like someone with malicious intent towards me had a voodoo doll and was having a fucking hey-day. But that is behind me now (mainly because it is on my BACK!!!) and I am beginning to get over it. Now it is just annoying, like someone is slightly poking me with a sharp pencil on different parts of my back. Oh, I guess I should tell you how I got this sunburn while I am at it. I went on a float trip with the fraternity that I am rushing and I was told it was going to be a four hour float, but it ended up taking about six hours. Also I am extremely pale and my sun screen got jacked by a man who was even whiter than me… which is impressive, but then again he is a ginger and I am just a really white, pudgy brunette.

                Has anyone been watching the news recently? I am sure you all know about bath salts being used as a drug now and if you didn’t know that… you do now (don’t do drugs m’kay… cause drugs are bad…) And these  bath salts are supposedly more strong than cocaine which I found to be very impressive because I always thought of cocaine as a very hard drug but I guess that Bed Bath and Beyond really have the good stuff. But anyway, there was apparently a man, by the name of Rudy Eugene that ate the face off of another man. The victim is now in critical condition with about eighty percent of his face being mauled but should live. The attacker on the other hand is dead as a door knob due to the cops shooting the hell out of him. They tried to get him to stop eating the homeless man’s face but he only responded with a growl and an attempt to attack them, so they unleashed hell. All of this went down in Miami, Florida by the way… just thought that was an interesting little thing. Oh and by the way... they were both naked, which isn't that weird considering that the victim was homeless and the attacker was high out of his mind...

                I am also sorry that I have not been posting up my comics as regular as I said I would but I guess it doesn’t really matter since my fan base is just like two people anyway… whatever, I guess I am just a little butt hurt about my blog pretty much going under. It doesn’t mean a whole lot to me but it was just something for me to do. Although, I am hoping that I can maybe get something else going on around here so that I can kind of forget blogging a little bit. You know, move on to bigger and better things. I want to do a Youtube channel with some of my friends, but I don’t know if they will go for it or not. I would also like to make White Bread Comics its own website. I don’t know if that will happen though either, but if not everyone is on board with it, I will probably do it anyway because fuck it… I just want the content to be a little bit more findable, not to say that Blogger isn’t cool and all, but it doesn’t really bring on a fan base. It is just a small way of getting your stuff out there. I want our comics to be seen by a lot of people that way I can see if they are any good or if I am just an idiot who draws fat stick men. I guess I am just saying that things like blogging, comics, Youtube, and music are all very important to me. I enjoy my side projects more than I do the things I am supposed to be focusing on like school and work. I enjoy entertaining people and being creative and I can’t really entertain people from a website that people don’t know about. So I will try to network a little bit and try to get people to come onto the blog and check everything out… (Probably through Facebook) and if I can’t get many people to get on here then I will probably relocate my comics. I will still post all the same things here but this will just not be my main focus anymore. That is about all that I have to say about that stuff for today… so until next time (winky face)

BLINKING WITH ONE EYE